With races like “Gryrognome,” “Half Halfling” and “Enchanted Motorcycle,” weapons like “Stabbity Polished Spontoon” and “Cone of Annoyance,” and spells like “Big Sister” and “Tumor,” the land of ProgressQuest is a funny place indeed. With only one control to remember (Alt-F4 quits), all you have to do is start the game and walk away — everything else is played for you. I’ve not played any online time-drains such as EverQuest, and now I don’t have to.

Author: landon

My mom thinks I'm in high tech.