Catlap 2

“Once again, I see your lap is occupied.”

“Quiet, I’m reading email.”

“I shall occupy your lap anyway.”


“To show the gravity of this situation, I shall rip off your X and B keys with my claws. Do not let this happen again.”


The letter X is ASCII 120 (lowercase). It is possible to type this on most keyboards without an actual X key.

Author: landon

My mom thinks I'm in high tech.