Chewiew’s Back

Chewbacca’s Baaaaaaccckkkk!!!

George Lucas is going to bring back Chewie in Episode 3. Star Wars fans are apparently going wild . . . I’m trying to think of something constructive to say.

Ain’t gonna happen.

If there’s an artistic point on the planet, George is on the point farthest from it. The original Star Wars was great. The Empire Strikes Back was the best film of the whole bunch. But the moment I saw an Ewok for sale I knew that the whole franchise was in the toilet, the story was over, and that George would never say another thing that wasn’t run past a marketing team.

Author: landon

My mom thinks I'm in high tech.