Elmo not want this

“Elmo not want this.  Elmo reallllly not want this.  Why you do this to Elmo?”


[Bored, in a meeting, and for some reason there’s a bucketful of toys next to my chair . . . the next thing I know I’m waving Elmo around by the neck at the end of a little mechanical grabber and threatening him with a down-check if he doesn’t cough up his project status Right F—ing Now, and why are all your bugs late?

Reason #48 why I’m not in management.]

Author: landon

My mom thinks I'm in high tech.

7 thoughts on “Elmo not want this”

  1. today is my birthday. That image is the best present i could have asked for 😛

    Thanks for making my morning, Landon 😀

  2. You look way younger than I pictured you. I was sure all the mayhem at Atari would have put some gray hairs on your head, or made the hairs fall out (or made you pull them all out).

  3. I have a friend that is really into Elmo. I am sending her the link, so don’t be surprised if she heads west on a rescue mission! LOL

    Of course, now I’m curious what reasons 1 through 47 are. 🙂

  4. This is scary – not because of what you’re doing to Elmo, but because I think I’ve discovered a long-lost twin. Seriously, email me and I’ll send back a photo.

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