New revised release calendar

    Somethingary          AlmostThere          JustOneMoreMonth
 Su Mo Tu We Th Sa Fr  Su Mo Tu We Th Sa Fr  Su Mo Tu We Th Sa Fr
     1  2  3  4  5  6         1  2  3  4  5               1  2  3
  7  8  9 10 11 12 13   6  7  8  9 10 11 12   4  5  6  7  8  9 10
 14 15 16 17 18 19 20  13 14 15 16 17 18 19  11 12 13 14 15 16 17
 21 22 23 24 25 26 27  20 21 22 23 24 25 26  18 19 20 21 22 23 24
 28 29                 27 28 29 30           25 26 27 28 29 30

     HellWeek                Shitstorm
 
 Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo   Sa Su Sa Su Sa Su Su
     1  2  3  4  5  6                   X  X
  7  7  8  8  8  9  9    X  X  X  X  X  X  X
 10 10  9  9 10 10 11    X  X  X  X  X  X  X
 12 11 11 11 10  3  4    X  X  X  X  X  X  X
  5  6  7  8  9  9 12    X  X  X  X
 13 14 13 13 13 13 13
 13 13 13 13 13 13 13
 13 13 13 13 13 13 13        Patches
 13 13 13 13 13 13 13
 13 13 13 13 13 13 13    Su Su Su Su Su Su Su
 13 13 13 13 13 13 13                 !  @  ?
 13 14  0 15 15 15 15     /  +  *  #  ]  }  ^
 16 16 16 16 16 17 18     "  ;  :  . ?: &= ||
 19 20 21 22 23 24 25    -> ~! () += != "  ''
 26 27 28 29 30 31 32    %%  `  , // /* */
 33 34 35 36 37  0 38
 39 40 41 42 43 44 45
 46 47 48 49 31

Author: landon

My mom thinks I'm in high tech.

7 thoughts on “New revised release calendar”

  1. Definitely more complex than the “Kill something and eat it” dinosaur calendar that appeared once in The Far Side. Those were happier times, indeed (EVEN if you were the prey).

  2. The thing that scares me most is the fact that the HellWeek part makes absolutely sense.

    The Patches part doesn’t, but I never did patches, only development.

  3. Revisiting this page long after the fact, I started wondering — how does this interact with the phases of the moon? This becomes important when debugging device drivers, because hardware is known to be affected by these things (I think that if computer hardware existed in Diskworld, you’d find it among the undead in Überwald). You have to know which days to pack a revolver with silver bullet, and/or holy water.

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